So what are my plans for the summer you might ask. I have two goals (not just plans goals for a bullet list, yeah bullet lists, I bet Diddy Dirty Money has bullet lists)
Keeping with the Diddy Dirty Money theme my goals for the summer are A. Plant blueberry bush to produce enough blueberries to feed me through summer 2. Learn to sail on Lake O.
Bonus goal will be achieved if I eat blueberries on boat.
Also, I have noticed there are less people using the phrase “Question.” I think Destiny’s Child starting using it in Independent Women then Dwight Schrute followed up with further “Question” then sudden stop.
Can you think of other things that went Beyonce —- Dwight Schrute —- Disappeared from the face of the Earth? … I can’t
So I have been working on this joke for my stand up routine. Stand up depends on delivery so imagine this delivered perfectly.
I say: “Pilots, that’s a weird name for the first television show. That’s what they call them … pilots. Why would they call them pilots … makes no sense. I guess if you think about it maybe it makes sense. Most first episodes are pretty good. I have seen the cockpit and those seats are pretty sweet so makes sense pilots since television shows start pretty good usually. Then the next few shows are usually also pretty awesome, like executive class. Then shows get pretty uncomfortable, not great, like economy class. Then things get really awful and shitty, i.e. the bathroom at the back of the plane.”
I think this is pretty bad joke but I am working on my prepared material, off the cuff I am really quite good but stand-up improv is difficult.
Berries, Boats, Beyonce.